Merry Christmas.
I haven't been able to come up with a decent Christmas list this year. I don't really want much. The only thing I can really use is some extra cash, but since it's Christmas, that isn't bloody likely. Bank accounts empty in December, not fill up.More damning, perhaps, I can't really think of a single good present to get anyone for Christmas. I don't care very much for Christmas when I don't have anything very much to give anyone.
It may be that this year, the pleasure of my admittedly mediocre company will have to suffice for a Christmas present for most of my dear ones. When I graduated from college, they took my creativity out back and shot it.
Sorry guys, I miss it, too.
Happy Holidays, though.