When April was sixteen she joined the Pen15 club. That's right, I signed her sorry ass up.
Mike has a huge porn stash on his computer. No, seriously.
Mike's dad, who looks like Ewan McGregor/Jesus Christ, caught April's carp in 1992. She screamed. It was great. He won an award.
The other day, April and I had a conversation about Ewan McGregor's new movie.
I said: "I'm tired of that whole 'Golden Era of Movies.'"
April said: "I'm tired of that whole Rene Zelwigger era of movies."
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