Wednesday, May 14, 2003

I would just like to say, for the record, that Mike and April are total bastards. Really.

When April was sixteen she joined the Pen15 club. That's right, I signed her sorry ass up.

Mike has a huge porn stash on his computer. No, seriously.

Mike's dad, who looks like Ewan McGregor/Jesus Christ, caught April's carp in 1992. She screamed. It was great. He won an award.

The other day, April and I had a conversation about Ewan McGregor's new movie.

I said: "I'm tired of that whole 'Golden Era of Movies.'"
April said: "I'm tired of that whole Rene Zelwigger era of movies."