My Christmas Holiday Horoscope courtesy of the Onion:
Gemini:
Nothing can stop you now that you have reached light speed and your mass has become almost infinite.
I'm quite fond of my mother's too:
Virgo:
You will regret your vote in the recent presidential election when a pack of Corvairs storms your house and kills your entire family.
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12:09 PM
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