Saturday, December 13, 2003

This morning I was rudely awakened to the sound of Jasmin's serenading.

"Damn," thought I to myself. And I says to her, "What the hell do you want this early in the morning?"

And she replies, "Well, since you're single..."

And I thinks to myself, "Damn..."

Anyhow, somehow I ended up housesitting tonight. Now, how in hell did she decide that I should be the one to watch her house? I know Nikki's out of town, but damn!

Seriously, I should never be trusted with anything of value. At all. If you can't replace it at WalMart, I shouldn't be allowed to touch it. Ever.