Thursday, April 24, 2003

Random scene from an imagined life:

April, Mike and I walk into Buy the Cup. I order some tea. The clerk responds: "Aren't you an Indigo Girl?" I reply, "Why, yes, I am." He says: "Oo! And isn't that Jewel, with the nasty tooth?" Mike nods. And then he says: "Oh Lord, it's Carnie Wilson before she got her stomach stapled!" And April whimpers and hangs her head.