Saturday, November 15, 2003

Nikki gave it to my dog.

You can say a lot of things about whores, but not that they're not fun.

Pancreases are going wild. Or is that, pancreii are going wild.

You don't go flopping the Lord of the Rings around, they're like the Bible.

Sarah, I love it when you flaunt your stuff.

Let's go to the porn store. It'll give us something to talk about during Spartacus.

Mike makes that noise every time he swallows.